They can do too much to themselves, they last too long." -Bertolt Brecht "People are too durable, that's their main trouble.
"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison."In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." -Kathleen Norris."Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey." -Lin Yutang."If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!" - Yogi Berra."If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?" -Tom Snyder."Jealousy is all the fun you think they had." -Erica Jong.
FUNNY WORDS OF WISDOM ABOUT WORK FULL
"I guess a drag queen’s like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect." -Harvey Fierstein. "He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs." -Torvald Gahlin. "If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost you can still call him vile names." -Elbert Hubbard. "A signature always reveals a man's character-and sometimes even his name." -Evan Esar. "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain "I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!" -Tom Lehrer. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." -Jack Handey 
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed." -Lily Tomlin "If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read.
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